Flyzigdim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic badger.

Flyzigdim created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyzigdim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flyzigdim, he will think nothing of it.

Flyzigdim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Flyzigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Flyzigdim on top of all buildings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never write about amino acids.