Wipcanbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, contented toad.

Wipcanbonk created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipcanbonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wipcanbonk, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wipcanbonk's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wipcanbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to squirrels while wearing turquoise hats.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.