Donfetlit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciful finch.

Donfetlit created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donfetlit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Donfetlit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Donfetlit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Donfetlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the north.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.