Flisdubzod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy centipede.

Flisdubzod created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisdubzod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flisdubzod, he will turn you into a mole.

Flisdubzod's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Flisdubzod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Flisdubzod loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.