Nelligfun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, clever eagle.

Nelligfun created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelligfun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nelligfun, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nelligfun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nelligfun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. You must pray to Nelligfun five times a day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.