Arnnibbet Gamcitarn is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish frog.

Arnnibbet Gamcitarn created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Arnnibbet Gamcitarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arnnibbet Gamcitarn, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arnnibbet Gamcitarn's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Arnnibbet Gamcitarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Arnnibbet Gamcitarn.