Nullpigwot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart narwhal.

Nullpigwot created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Nullpigwot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nullpigwot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nullpigwot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nullpigwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never think about planets.