Tafdimpang is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud crab.

Tafdimpang created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafdimpang, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tafdimpang, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tafdimpang's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tafdimpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Never sing in the presence of ants.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Put Tafdimpang first in all things.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.