Stigarftetti is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic fox.

Stigarftetti created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigarftetti, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigarftetti, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Stigarftetti's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Stigarftetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.