Dissvidciss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous fox.

Dissvidciss created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissvidciss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dissvidciss, he will torture you forever.

Dissvidciss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dissvidciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must pray to Dissvidciss six times a day.

5. Hide if nine great tits approach from the south.