Dussflyhog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing owl.

Dussflyhog created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussflyhog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussflyhog, it will destroy your home planet.

Dussflyhog's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dussflyhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. You must love Dussflyhog.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Erect four silicon sculptures of Dussflyhog on top of important buildings.