Dudtenyarp Nulcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair faun.

Dudtenyarp Nulcuss created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudtenyarp Nulcuss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dudtenyarp Nulcuss, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dudtenyarp Nulcuss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dudtenyarp Nulcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Never wear white boots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.