Mitkadfud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ruthless hamster.

Mitkadfud created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitkadfud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mitkadfud, it will ignore you.

Mitkadfud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mitkadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to goats while wearing fawn tights.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Pray towards the east.