Bassnuttof is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective capybara.

Bassnuttof created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassnuttof, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bassnuttof, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bassnuttof's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bassnuttof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bassnuttof on top of all buildings.

5. Always help sick shrews.