Matfummon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful otter.

Matfummon created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matfummon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Matfummon, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Matfummon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Matfummon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not take Matfummon's name in vain.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.