Wigsaddit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, duplicitous dragon.

Wigsaddit created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wigsaddit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wigsaddit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wigsaddit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wigsaddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never laugh near turtles.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Retreat if eight rats approach from the north.