Shavmifmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciless warg.

Shavmifmeg created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavmifmeg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Shavmifmeg, she will send you a sign.

Shavmifmeg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Shavmifmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Do not chop down trees.