Gepflagrat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-confident crab.

Gepflagrat created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepflagrat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gepflagrat, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gepflagrat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gepflagrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.