Bossnurlwab Basstipwip Hugnutdin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited warg.

Bossnurlwab Basstipwip Hugnutdin created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossnurlwab Basstipwip Hugnutdin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bossnurlwab Basstipwip Hugnutdin, it will remove you from existence.

Bossnurlwab Basstipwip Hugnutdin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bossnurlwab Basstipwip Hugnutdin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Bossnurlwab Basstipwip Hugnutdin loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.