Gudjarnlarp Gilraplatbuscen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest parrot.

Gudjarnlarp Gilraplatbuscen created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudjarnlarp Gilraplatbuscen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gudjarnlarp Gilraplatbuscen, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gudjarnlarp Gilraplatbuscen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gudjarnlarp Gilraplatbuscen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not take Gudjarnlarp Gilraplatbuscen's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must love Gudjarnlarp Gilraplatbuscen.

5. Respect your elders.