Botbomdan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking swan.

Botbomdan created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botbomdan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botbomdan, it will laugh at you.

Botbomdan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Botbomdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.