Fatyarlren is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent whale.

Fatyarlren created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatyarlren, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fatyarlren, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fatyarlren's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fatyarlren's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fatyarlren.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Run away from fawn capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.