Flambodgess is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unselfish pig.

Flambodgess created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flambodgess, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flambodgess, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Flambodgess' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flambodgess' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six rats approach from the north.

2. Always obey Flambodgess' priests.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the west.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.