Stantagbiflog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fast meerkat.

Stantagbiflog created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stantagbiflog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stantagbiflog, it will turn you into a rock.

Stantagbiflog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Stantagbiflog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Never feed rice to monkeys while wearing mauve boots.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.