Timflapapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sapient pig.

Timflapapp created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timflapapp, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Timflapapp, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Timflapapp's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Timflapapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near doves.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Worship no other gods but Timflapapp.

5. Always help cats.