Cungiding is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, slow centipede.

Cungiding created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cungiding, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cungiding, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cungiding's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cungiding's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from purple pigs for they are unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.