Ragpakstig Goftitfig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, cheerful walrus.

Ragpakstig Goftitfig created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragpakstig Goftitfig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ragpakstig Goftitfig, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ragpakstig Goftitfig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ragpakstig Goftitfig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine mice approach from the north.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about cell theory.