Taftafflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, weak parrot.

Taftafflis created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taftafflis, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Taftafflis, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Taftafflis' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Taftafflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Never feed spinach to rats while wearing yellow trousers.

3. Never skip in the presence of goats.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Taftafflis on top of all buildings.

5. You must never eat lemons.