Fligzaklin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, charitable fish.

Fligzaklin created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligzaklin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligzaklin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fligzaklin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fligzaklin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fligzaklin.

4. You must love Fligzaklin.

5. Always look after injured bats.