Yabpanraw is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy alligator.

Yabpanraw created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yabpanraw, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yabpanraw, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yabpanraw's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yabpanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.