Cathenstik is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciful dog.

Cathenstik created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cathenstik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cathenstik, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cathenstik's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cathenstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away if nine shrews approach from the west.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about fire.