Mutfumbid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive giraffe.

Mutfumbid created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutfumbid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mutfumbid, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mutfumbid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mutfumbid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Mutfumbid on top of all buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must love Mutfumbid.