Gondibtal is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud alligator.

Gondibtal created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gondibtal, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gondibtal, she will be very unhappy.

Gondibtal's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gondibtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red boots.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never run near porpoises.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fast once a month.