Gabbimgat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident armadillo.

Gabbimgat created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabbimgat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gabbimgat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gabbimgat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gabbimgat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine manatees approach from the south.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.