Vintafbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise mouse.

Vintafbep created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vintafbep, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vintafbep, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vintafbep's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vintafbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Vintafbep loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never run in the presence of goats.