Armjapveen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise swan.

Armjapveen created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Armjapveen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Armjapveen, it will think nothing of it.

Armjapveen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Armjapveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Always take life seriously.