Tangebdog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, almighty crocodile.

Tangebdog created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tangebdog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tangebdog, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tangebdog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tangebdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not take Tangebdog's name in vain.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not stand on grass.