Logvabdun Somlunfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart hare.

Logvabdun Somlunfeb created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logvabdun Somlunfeb, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Logvabdun Somlunfeb, it will turn you into a sheep.

Logvabdun Somlunfeb's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Logvabdun Somlunfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Logvabdun Somlunfeb must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hide if six ducks approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.