Rulldutfutsaw Fodragduss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful raccoon.

Rulldutfutsaw Fodragduss created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulldutfutsaw Fodragduss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rulldutfutsaw Fodragduss, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rulldutfutsaw Fodragduss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rulldutfutsaw Fodragduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.