Duntomcun Dosshogstancub Cibteenhun is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying hare.

Duntomcun Dosshogstancub Cibteenhun created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Duntomcun Dosshogstancub Cibteenhun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Duntomcun Dosshogstancub Cibteenhun, he will boil you in a big pot.

Duntomcun Dosshogstancub Cibteenhun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Duntomcun Dosshogstancub Cibteenhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.