Betnigkem is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish capybara.

Betnigkem created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Betnigkem, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Betnigkem, it will not invite you to parties.

Betnigkem's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Betnigkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never sit near foxes.

5. Do not make images of living things.