Panomthon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, pitiless dragonfly.

Panomthon created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panomthon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Panomthon, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Panomthon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Panomthon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not chop down trees.