Podbadweg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient donkey.

Podbadweg created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Podbadweg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Podbadweg, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Podbadweg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Podbadweg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Podbadweg four times a day.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick otters.