Bompasven Lantalbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking cow.

Bompasven Lantalbarn created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Bompasven Lantalbarn, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bompasven Lantalbarn, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bompasven Lantalbarn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bompasven Lantalbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not cook food in pots.