Kablenont is a god.

It takes the form of a small, emotional bat.

Kablenont created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kablenont, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kablenont, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kablenont's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Kablenont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Kablenont loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Respect your elders.