Bopbellit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish fairy.

Bopbellit created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bopbellit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bopbellit, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bopbellit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bopbellit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.