Narlpidjat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omnipotent salamander.

Narlpidjat created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlpidjat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narlpidjat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Narlpidjat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Narlpidjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. You must never eat spinach.