Nurthinsad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous warg.

Nurthinsad created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurthinsad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurthinsad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nurthinsad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nurthinsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. You must never eat aubergines.