Milflagbestyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited fox.

Milflagbestyatt created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Milflagbestyatt, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milflagbestyatt, she will not care.

Milflagbestyatt's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Milflagbestyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Milflagbestyatt loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not make images of living things.