Zakcamdannarl is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish ferret.

Zakcamdannarl created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakcamdannarl, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zakcamdannarl, it will ignore you.

Zakcamdannarl's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zakcamdannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away from magenta cats, for they are unholy.

5. Never eat bark.